Every year, the responsibility of the 'neighborhood association' rotates among households. This year, it seems to be our turn, and my wife, who usually is a full-time homemaker, has taken on the role of 'financial officer,' handling the association's expense calculations and report creation, visiting the local community center several times a week. However, it seems that in that room at the community center, a nearby middle-aged man (well-endowed) in charge of 'financial audit' has been auditing my serious wife in every detail...!
