The other day, quite by accident, we ended up in quite a serious argument as a couple. My wife, who was hot-headed, packed her bags and stormed out. Well, this kind of thing happens often in our household, so I was optimistically thinking she would cool off and come back eventually. That evening, I received a somewhat panicked call from Nakata, a friend from my student days who is still single. He said, "Hey, hey, hey, Hamasaki. Somehow, your Mao has rolled into my room..."